My office has a strange layout, but bear with me... The lobby of the building and the reception desk of our office are at the tip of office. Opposite the reception area of our office is an anonymous entrance, known as the front backdoor entrance. CEO sits next to this door, BigBoss sits next to the office. As you pass reception and other executives in offices, you eventually reach our cube farm.
Someone wanted to call it the bull pen. But come on, its a cube farm full of cube dwellers. I sit in the front corner cube, which is as executive as you get in a cube farm, in my humble opinion! Just beyond my cube is my manager, Nick, and his officemate, Josh's office. You see, Nick and Josh are barely cool enough to have an office and I'm almost cool enough to have one.
Josh/Nick's office and my cube share the same view of an unkept bush/shrub thinger. Sometimes you can't tell if its day or night beyond this oppressive ornamental beast that only makes beautiful flowers once a year for a week at a time. But at least I see outside from my 2.5 feet of window.
Just for general insight, Tyler's desk in the cube farm is located several stalls behind me, therefore, far from cool enough to get his own office. If I was a betting woman... which I'm probably not because this one time, I spent $50 at a casino and didn't win anything then saw a real nice pair of shoes that would have totally not been like losing $50, they'd be comfortable and protective, so more like winning... but if I made bets, Tyler will sit in an office before I ever do. He's a good worker. And I mock my bosses.
Someone wanted to call it the bull pen. But come on, its a cube farm full of cube dwellers. I sit in the front corner cube, which is as executive as you get in a cube farm, in my humble opinion! Just beyond my cube is my manager, Nick, and his officemate, Josh's office. You see, Nick and Josh are barely cool enough to have an office and I'm almost cool enough to have one.
Josh/Nick's office and my cube share the same view of an unkept bush/shrub thinger. Sometimes you can't tell if its day or night beyond this oppressive ornamental beast that only makes beautiful flowers once a year for a week at a time. But at least I see outside from my 2.5 feet of window.
Just for general insight, Tyler's desk in the cube farm is located several stalls behind me, therefore, far from cool enough to get his own office. If I was a betting woman... which I'm probably not because this one time, I spent $50 at a casino and didn't win anything then saw a real nice pair of shoes that would have totally not been like losing $50, they'd be comfortable and protective, so more like winning... but if I made bets, Tyler will sit in an office before I ever do. He's a good worker. And I mock my bosses.
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